This Chevy Lumina Z34 Sure Is Different

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So, let’s say you’re with a female (or male) that interests you and they start discussing a Chevy Lumina. How fast are you suddenly turned off?

What goes through your mind at that time? For me, it’s 13 seconds and this goes through my head:



Wat8Okay, no it’s not. I quickly grabbed that from Google Images. What would really be going on in my head cannot be shown on Auto Waffle as, well, it’s inappropriate. Think explosions, fire and lots of screaming but I digress. So, I’m sure you’ve heard of a Souped up Chevy Lumina Z34 before. I bet it was as Souped up as a certain V6 Ford Mustang was. But have you seen a 300 cubic inch, 400hp Chevy Lumina Z34? Have you seen a 300 cubic inch, 400hp Chevy Lumina Z34 that was still FWD? Neither have I… until now!

00u0u_5Fy2pyQTur7_600x450 The guy calls this..Lumina the “Scorpion Super Car”. I wonder why it’s called a Scorpion. Is it because it’s black like a scorpion? Or is it because the second I touch one, i’ll be poisoned by it and die a horrible death? I’m personally leaning towards the latter. Don’t get me wrong though, I respect the person who built this and I hope it finds a good home and all, but holy crap is this something. It’s definitely a unique car and i’m about 98% sure there’s no other Lumina Z34, or any Lumina for that matter, like this on the road, but… WOW! 00g0g_lVIjeQl90KL_600x450 In the ad, the person says that it  took 2 years to build this Chevy Lumina Z34 and has less than 1000 miles since it was built. He (or she) goes on to say that “This is a 1 of a kind head turner and has 20″ wheels and tires”.. which it does! 00909_jkulfPNND82_600x450 The person goes on to say that he (or she) installed “drilled, slotted rotors on the front and back with Brembo caliper covers” which I assume is to help stop this magnificent beast. The thing is, though, the brakes look absolutely microscopic.  01010_2iP3lOMTY1k_600x450 And then there’s the heart of the beast. The person says that this engine “is connected to a 1987 Cadillac 440T4 transmission but nothing of whether it’s been rebuilt or not (assuming it’s stock, which I hope it’s not and can actually handle some full-throttle runs).  00o0o_wB8DfTUiEr_600x450 I don’t think these brakes would help stop this beast of a Lumina Z34 much as compared to it’s stock brakes. Actually, maybe it would, now that I think about it. Or not. I don’t know. 00k0k_afYuiQNBgM8_600x450 The guy wraps up this advertisement with saying that the paint and interior is in almost perfect condition but alas, no interior pic. So, if you’re still interested in this Lumina Z34, do know that this person “May trade for motorhome, side by side, boat, car, ETC. I don’t want junk or trinkets”.

You have been warned.
Here’s the link to the craigslist ad.

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Shawn Armogan

Shawn is an Avid automotive enthusiast. He enjoys NASCAR, Formula 1 and everything in-between. . His favorite car, at this moment, is the Lexus LFA or the Mclaren F1. He can't decide which one he likes more. When he's not writing articles, he's playing automotive-related video games because he can't afford to spend money on gas, being a jobless college student and all.

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